crazy day at work, y’all!!
Throwback Thursday, right guys? Here’s a short essay I wrote on a city council candidate running in the 2012 Williamsburg city council elections:
Yesterday I saw a poster for a city council candidate. It said, ‘It’s Time for Ginger. Ginger Crapse for City Council.’
Ginger Crapse for City Council.
Crapse for City Council.
I think there were some missed opportunities when writing slogans. So I’m here, just in time for elections, fighting for your attention during finals. To tell you that our city needs more Crapse.
Why is Crapse running? Because its been too long. We need to take time for Crapse in our city council. Its the right canidate, at the right time. Ginger Crapse: all over Williamsburg this year. Because more Crapse means a more regulated city, and Crapse covers the issues. Ginger Crapse: for the good of Williamsburg.
The vote of a student body can determine an election and nobody takes Crapse more seriously than William and Mary. Lets take Ginger Crapse all the way to city council.
Remember: Ginger Crapse on election day. Put Crapse in the ballot box for a better Williamsburg. The time is now for a good Crapse in office. Because we deserve better: Crapse.
‘I NEED PET FOOD AND I’M NOT LOOKING TO FUCK AROUND.’
‘You’re looking for Aisle 10, sir.’
Today on the train I sat next to a red-headed man. I looked over at him, he had his head in his hand and seemed sad. At which point I actually almost out loud said, “Don’t cry, ginger boy.”
“DON’T CRY, GINGER BOY.” I ALMOST SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO A GROWN MAN IN PUBLIC.
i taped this guy to my desk because sometimes things are crazy and he agrees, we dont have time for those shenanigans.
In honor of Oscar Sunday, I present to you The Manatee Collection in its entirety.
(check out the posters individually here)
I need to write a short bio for my company newsletter. Milling over some options…
Born from a dinosaur egg, Chelsea Marotta is a recent graduate of William and Mary and an aspiring writer.
Chelsea Marotta is a recent graduate of The College of William and Mary and an aspiring writer. In her spare time she enjoys drawing and watching too much tv. She is definitely not a robot.
Many years ago the world suffered a void. Then, from the sky there was a flash of light, followed by darkness. From the darkness emerged Chelsea. Chelsea Marotta is a recent graduate of William and Mary and is excited to be part of the Argonon team.
hands down the most exciting part of my day was accidentally rhyming during a discussion on the Kim Kashkashian Grammy win.
“…turns out she made a real splash because everyone thought it was a Dash not a kashkash”
*drops mic, ends rap career*